I Disagreed With Hogan Torah on MySpace

No, I did NOT collect troll dolls when I was in high school

Evan Wildstein

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Image: Elizabeth Thomsen/Flickr

You need to understand something about the Internet — you use a capital “I” when referring to it.

The Internet was actually invented in 2074, the same year as time travel. A raucous group of rabble-rousers went back in time to 1886 when the first sip of Coca-Cola was…

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