A totally and completely serious obituary — Fundraising Event, 158, died March 19, 2022 in Kalamazoo, MI, where it was born. A memorial service, attended by 101,300 nonprofit fundraisers, was held Thursday evening at kitschy, renovated firehouse event spaces everywhere, replete with discount Chiavari chairs, bone-color linens, and cold chicken. Fundraising Event came into this world as…