7 Reasons on a Monday Why Counting Things in Even Numbers Is Best on Weekends

And other simple advice for the highly disheveled

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Look, I get it. Life is all sorts of fuchtup.

You’re sitting in your car at the stoplight just trying to keep your shit together. Child #2 just threw up her smashed peas on Child #1s new sneakers, which caused a chain reaction…